Dandelyon's Worlds

But first, I have to show you the wonderful matching holiday card one of my friends sent me!



I'm considering what to put on my door in its place.  When I took it down last year, I put a butterfly-theme wind chime up, and that is still available, but I think I'd like something different for a while...

But what?

So, the lawyer I work for never heard of crockery, which made me wonder where the word came from. Is it archaic? Or British?

If you know, please share--and if you don't, feel welcome to make up something outrageous!