Hot water should be hot!
Aug. 25th, 2008 01:49 pmSince I was going, I took the old brass doorknob and shaft from the inner door of our front cat-lock (I called the vestibule an airlock once in my father’s hearing and he nearly choked) because one knob had come off and the screw vanished. Certainly I could replace the screw.
In the little box with the screws, this hardware store had doorknob shafts that actually have holes in them! I was practically dancing with glee. It’s been years since I found anything but the “modern” kind, where, I’ve been told repeatedly, if you screw in the screw properly, just pushing the screw against the shaft will secure the doorknob.
Now, I have made jointed teddy bears without a pattern; I can assemble furniture, use hand tools to make a perfectly round hole in a hardwood kitchen floor for the new gas pipe to pass through, solder pipe, and various other handy things, but I cannot get the doorknob to stay on for long unless the screw actually screws into a hole.
So I was dancing for joy. Almost literally. I think I amused the guys behind the counter.