Here goes!

[wyld_dandelyon]

Me to poor, sore stomach: So, what do you want to eat?
Stomach: Meat
Me: We're out of meat. What about soup?
Stomach: All of the soups we have found that have no wheat, corn, or canola oil are vegetarian.
Me: Sad but true. How about mac and cheese? That has protein.
Stomach: Ewwww.
Me: Beans? Lentils? They have protein.
Stomach: I have too much gas already. How about this buffalo jerky?
Me: This hot *cajun spiced* buffalo jerky?
Stomach: Yeah, that sounds good.
Me: You're crazy.
Stomach: No, I'm hungry. You need protein. Eat the buffalo jerky.
Me: But you are already hurting! It's a bad idea.
Stomach: It's the only thing that looks good. Eat it.
Me: ...
Stomach: Trust me. Eat it.

Comments

[lb-lee.livejournal.com]

Hoo, I've been there. Just replace 'buffalo jerky' with 'dairy product.'

--Rogan

[wyld-dandelyon.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...hot peppers aren't normally a problem for me, but hot pepper on an inflamed and sore body part usually isn't a good idea. I doubt this is a good analogy, really.

But it's no fair that dairy is an issue for you! Milk is a WONDERFUL thing. You have my sympathy.