Here goes!

[wyld_dandelyon]

Me to poor, sore stomach: So, what do you want to eat?
Stomach: Meat
Me: We're out of meat. What about soup?
Stomach: All of the soups we have found that have no wheat, corn, or canola oil are vegetarian.
Me: Sad but true. How about mac and cheese? That has protein.
Stomach: Ewwww.
Me: Beans? Lentils? They have protein.
Stomach: I have too much gas already. How about this buffalo jerky?
Me: This hot *cajun spiced* buffalo jerky?
Stomach: Yeah, that sounds good.
Me: You're crazy.
Stomach: No, I'm hungry. You need protein. Eat the buffalo jerky.
Me: But you are already hurting! It's a bad idea.
Stomach: It's the only thing that looks good. Eat it.
Me: ...
Stomach: Trust me. Eat it.

Comments

[wyrmwwd.livejournal.com]

When I am sick, I usually trust what my body tells me. Good luck!

[pyraxis]

Did it work?

[shamshir-tin.livejournal.com]

I am Dandelyon's unreasonable stomach.

[seekerval.livejournal.com]

Love the conversation. Do let us know which of you was right.

[lb-lee.livejournal.com]

Hoo, I've been there. Just replace 'buffalo jerky' with 'dairy product.'

--Rogan